jus kickin it wit home-boys and lovin hynas KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF... -You have ever been hit by a chancla. -You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. -Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, -You use your lips to point something out. -You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". -Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. -You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music -You call your sneakers "tenees". -You have at least thirty cousins. -You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. -You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" -Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. -There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. -There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. -You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. -You have a drunk uncle/aunt. -You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio! -You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. -You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. -You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. -Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. -You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. -You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. -You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. -You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. -You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR ASS! You're proud to be Mexican

blood in an blood out, zoot-zooters, scarface Are you a TRUE PROUD MEXICAN??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -if you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hyna,your wifey, or your vieja. and have ever dreamed about being a Zoot Zooter with a sexy Lowrider. guess what? you're a Califa raised Mexican. -if you throw a "gito" evey time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only R you a Mexican, but you R a drunk Mexican. -if you have ever been p!nched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloas" or "bas a ver orita que salgamos" This has happened to every good Mexican, and yes your definately a mexican. -if you grew up scared of someone called La LLoorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican! -si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. Your in the Mexican Zone!!! -if you ask for something by "dame sea chingadera" instead of callin it by its name Yep! Mexican! -if you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or pizza as "pizza as "picxa" you're a Mexican -if you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your ass is gettind bigger... you might be a Mexican -if you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to your bithday party at "el parque" you are a mexican -if your tias and abuela dress up in their sundaybest, nyon,heels and all to go to the "Remate". then yes you are -If you can fit 4 riders on the branch seat of a pickup, while in the back 12 are standing up. you are a Mexican. -If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas, Mexican status!! -If your tio left you a van and turned it into ataco vending bussiness, yes you're a Mexican. -If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." you're Mexican, BIG TIME!!! -If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a MEXICAN!!! -If you eat beans almost every day you're a Mexican -If you have ever used the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an car to dry laundry. Yes your a Mexican. -If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bricks" into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (granma's recipe)to help relieve your symtptoms, Damn!! you're MEXICAN -IF YOU DONT NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!

rap r&b hip-hop banda and bay area Are you a TRUE PROUD MEXICAN??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -if you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hyna,your wifey, or your vieja. and have ever dreamed about being a Zoot Zooter with a sexy Lowrider. guess what? you're a Califa raised Mexican. -if you throw a "gito" evey time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only R you a Mexican, but you R a drunk Mexican. -if you have ever been p!nched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloas" or "bas a ver orita que salgamos" This has happened to every good Mexican, and yes your definately a mexican. -if you grew up scared of someone called La LLoorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican! -si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. Your in the Mexican Zone!!! -if you ask for something by "dame sea chingadera" instead of callin it by its name Yep! Mexican! -if you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or pizza as "pizza as "picxa" you're a Mexican -if you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your ass is gettind bigger... you might be a Mexican -if you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to your bithday party at "el parque" you are a mexican -if your tias and abuela dress up in their sundaybest, nyon,heels and all to go to the "Remate". then yes you are -If you can fit 4 riders on the branch seat of a pickup, while in the back 12 are standing up. you are a Mexican. -If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas, Mexican status!! -If your tio left you a van and turned it into ataco vending bussiness, yes you're a Mexican. -If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." you're Mexican, BIG TIME!!! -If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a MEXICAN!!! -If you eat beans almost every day you're a Mexican -If you have ever used the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an car to dry laundry. Yes your a Mexican. -If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bricks" into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (granma's recipe)to help relieve your symtptoms, Damn!! you're MEXICAN -IF YOU DONT NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!

El Mexicano no te golpea: Te da un putazo. El Mexicano no se cae: Se da un chingadazo. El Mexicano no te ordena: Te manda a huevo. El Mexicano no sufre de diarrea: Le da chorrillo. El Mexicano no fracasa: La caga. El Mexicano no se golpea: Se da en la madre. El Mexicano no sale corriendo: Sale en chinga. El Mexicano no toma siestas: Se queda jet El Mexicano no r hasta mas no poder: Se caga de la risa. Para el Mexicano no est dif cabr El Mexicano no va r hecho la madre!! El Mexicano no es un tipo tremendo: un cabr El Mexicano no bebe: Chupa, Chupa y Chupa hasta que se pone como cola de avi o sea "hasta el queque" o "hasta atr ( es un bebedor de excelencia de Chela y Tequila ) El mexicano no entra en acci agarra a madrazos! El Mexicano no es listo: Es un genio!! (es de clase mundial ) El Mexicano no pide que lo lleven: Pide un avent El Mexicano no es un tipo alegre: de poca madre!!! El Mexicano no hace algo muy bien: la rifa! El Mexicano no es cualquier persona: el m ching El Mexicano no es cualquier persona: Es MEXICANO!!. As que si eres mexicano manda esto a todos los mexicanos que conozcas, y a los que no son mexicanos tambi que sepan quienes somos!!!!..... VIVA M CABRONES!

My name is Manuel Jr. AKA GATO I was born in E.Oakland and and Raised in Richmond aka Da Rich 510 and moved here 2 Vacaville aka cowtown 707 some things bout me is dat i dunt like fake bitches dat try 2 act all hard cuz dey aint.....i hate ppl who kall u a friend wen dey end up backstabbing u.....i dunt like ppl who b hating on u 4 no fuken reason... i dunt like guys dat r full of bullshit!! ...n ESPECIALMENTE i hate RACIST ASS BITCHES who treat MEXICANOS different cuz dey aint frum here!!!

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