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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to . .
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself.. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship . . . EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and when to walk away... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves,the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents.. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn't do for love or more... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...be it to her best friend's kitchen table...or a
charming inn in the woods...when her soul needs soothing... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in a day...a month...and a year... SEND THIS TO 3 WOMEN....
You will have good luck for an entire day.. SEND THIS TO 6 WOMEN....
You will have good luck for all of the year or if nothing else... you know that you are truly loved and thought of by the friend who sent this to you...and that she only wishes the best for you and your life.
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2
weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers You came home & ate in two
minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore...
Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving to West Va., together!
Have a great life alone!
My Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you & I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!"but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal,
you must have gotten me confused with
MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50. from me that morning & your silk boxers were $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me So take care.
Signed: Rich As Hell, Free & Alone for the MOMENT!!!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Circle Of Friends Many people will walk in and out of your life,
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
If someone betrays once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses much more;
He who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Friends, you and me...You brought another friend...
and we started our group...our circle of friends...
and like a circle...there is no beginning or end...
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.
I pray that your week is highly blessed and prosperous, In Christ Jesus Our Lord.. With much love and friendship in Christ.........Marianne
Las Mujeres... Las mujeres son como las manzanas de los árboles... Las mejores están en la copa del árbol... Los hombres no quieren alcanzar las mejores, porque tienen miedo de caer y herirse. En cambio, toman las manzanas podridas que han caído a tierra y que aunque no son tan buenas, son fáciles de alcanzar.Así que las manzanas que están en la copa del árbol,piensan para si, que algo esta mal con ellas, cuando en realidad, "Ellas son grandiosas". Simplemente tienen que ser pacientes y esperar a que el hombre correcto llegue, aquel que sea lo suficientemente valiente para trepar hasta la cima del árbol por ellas. No nos caigamos para ser alcanzadas, quien nos necesite y quiera hará TODO para alcanzarnos.... La mujer salió de la costilla del hombre, no de los pies para ser pisoteada, ni de la cabeza para ser superior. Sino del lado para ser igual, debajo del brazo para ser protegida, y al lado del corazón para ser amada... Pasalo por lo menos a 10 mujeres excepcionales y no olvides pasarselo siete hombres para que sepan el valor de una mujer.
A true boyfriend →give her a hoodie of urs to wear so other ppl kno she is urs →Leave her sweet texts to wake up to →Sneak up behind her →Grab her by the waist →Do anything to make her smile →Always make her laugh →tell her shes beautiful not sexy →tell her she has amazing eyes →when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend →Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone →if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay →NEVER cheat on her →kiss her on the forehead →when you walk with her walk slowly. →Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. →listen to her when she talks →tell her your secrets. →protect her. Girls repost as - A True Boyfriend Guys repost as - I would do this any day for her In the next 90 seconds and something great will happen to you today. If you don't you will lose someone very important
REGULAR FRIENDS vs. LATINO FRIENDS!!! REGULAR FRIENDS: Never ask for food. LATINO FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will say "hello." LATINO FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. REGULAR FRIENDS: Call your parent's Mr. and Mrs. LATINO FRIENDS: Call your parent's mami and papi. REGULAR FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. LATINO FRIENDS: Cry with you. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. LATINO FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. REGULAR FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. LATINO FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. REGULAR FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. LATINO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. LATINO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. REGULAR FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. LATINO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" REGULAR FRIENDS: Are for awhile. LATINO FRIENDS: Are for life. REGULAR FRIENDS: Will ignore this. LATINO FRIENDS: Will forward this.
If I ... Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster" and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest because no one sees this but me. what would you do IF... I died: I kissed you: I fell: I lived next door to you: I showed up at ur house unexpectently: I stole something: I was murdered: I cried: I asked you to marry me: I was hospitalized: ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: Smile: ::WOULD YOU:: Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Keep a secret if i told you one? Hold my hand? Study with me? Cook for me? Love me? Date me? ::HAVE YOU EVER:: Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Thought I was unbearably annoying? Hated me? Wanted to tell me someting but didn't? Wondered about my sanity? Wanted to do something to me? ::More:: When and how did we meet? Describe me in three words. What was your first impression of me?" What do you think of me now? What reminds you of me? Could you see us together forever? When's the last time you saw me? Are you gonna repost this to see what I say?
True Love "First I want you to know that I love you to death and you are amazing.. if I don't get this back I understand.. But...I have a game for you. Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are loved." Nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love... Tonight right at 12:00am your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years. sends this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who your real love is! I promise you my love
I promise you my heart
I promise you my life
I promise we'll never be apart
I promise not to hurt you
I promise to never make you cry
I promise to always trust you
I promise not to lie
I promise you forever
I promise you tonight
I promise you my respect
I promise to do things right
I promise to always be there
I promise until the end
I promise to always love you
I promise to be your best friend
I promise you my love
I promise you my life
I promise this forever
I promise our friendship is my life
your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,
your the STAR to my BURST,
your the M to my M,
your the POP to my TART,
your the MILKY to my WAY,
your the FRUIT to my LOOP,
your the MILK to my DUDS,
your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
your the ICE to my CREAM,
your the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND
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